Dug a hole in the backyard to plant a lilac tree, uncovered something that looked vaguely like bones (maybe it was just a root, it was bleached and reddened in spots and looked nothing like any plant I've ever seen, but then I am afraid of plants so maybe it was organic but just extremely creepy, like all of the other plants out back). The neighbours seem to know about the pending lawsuit and as friends of the former owners seem to be avoiding me. I bought a new chair which is too big for the room in which it was intended so it will have to go in the living room, this being the last purchase of plush furniture I will hopefully ever make...